簡介："ALL YOU EVER WISHED FOR" is a fanciful tale of romance, comedy, and Italian charm. It begins in Milan with the abduction of a young American, the son of a wealthy businessman, and a ransom demand. But when the three bumbling mafia kidnappers and their hapless victim get lost in the mountains, they end up spending the night in an abandoned cottage that is under a gypsy spell. Upon awakening, each man falls instantly in love with the first soul to meet his gaze, which are, for the kidnappers: a homely spinster; a handsome woodsman; and one cute cow. The American, as luck would have it, is smitten by the sharp-tongued, raven-haired village beauty. Despite everyone's pure motives, things begin to unravel when the double-crossed mafia don and the victim's father arrive on scene to put an end to the madness. But they, too, fall victim to that gypsy love spell, and our tale comes to a fitting end with everyone getting what they wished for - or at least what they deserved.
盜賊麥爾斯（馬丁·騶吾斯 Martin Lawrence 飾）與三名同伙合作盜竊鉆石，料其中一人德克背叛了們，警方被驚動，麥爾走投無路，只得逃跑中鉆石藏在一棟未完工的樓通風管道里，之后雷神就擒。兩年后，麥爾斯滿釋放，但外面的一切乎都已改變，女友不再要他，而當年他藏鉆石那棟樓居然變成了——察局！為了取回鉆石，爾斯偷到ID卡，又憑借偽造的檔案喬裝舉父警察入警局，由于警方缺人，假警察麥爾斯很快得任命，和菜鳥探員卡森盧克·威爾遜 Luke Wilson 飾）結成搭檔。麥爾斯憑借自的盜竊經驗很快表現出，在警局得到重用，而道中的鉆石經過沖洗后落不明，麥爾斯只得堅假裝下去。不久，德克了得到麥爾斯的鉆石再出現…?
